I write to you. I write to businesses. Particularly writing enclaves. The esteemed of words and wit.
The tendency to exploit the skills, talent and desperation of the young with little to no remuneration for their efforts is a rampant phenomena in all professions. Yet some industries have a particular penchant for plucking at the vulnerability of the yet not established. This letter is a diatribe at the state that many students and graduates face, even casual workers. Part frustration, indignation and incredulity, if you agree or abhor what’s placed here, there have been just too many ‘Gain a fantastic set of skills and experience through working in our bustling office’, Pay, ‘unpaid’, for it to be fair. Or decent.
Usually not one to become riled up, the path well trodden has been to let bygones be bygone. I have never written to my local, state or federal PM or exhausted every possible facet of bureaucratic loop hole. I lightly dabbled once, to alleviate an irksome thorn in my side (parking fines being pertinent in this category), but to no avail. I have generally waited with, on the whole, good graces as land lords and contractors make their tribute to the Ents; as one must deeply consider whether fixing a leaking pipe is of true and sound merit.
But it is now, as the end of my university career looms, as tertiary education seeks to shed and shake me from its protective cocoon, that my embers have been lit.
Flippantly typing in words to retrieve from the depths of encrypted websites, the job that will see me finally rest in edified bliss, I stumble across a problem.
Internships; Unpaid.
At first I think to shrugging off the unease these words usher in. Yet, as their frequency becomes more and more apparent, disdain, horror and indignation start to well, thankfully, over the tears.
I splutter and start. Oh great reality, the system, the man, you have asked me to fork out, however many thousands in ‘credible’ education. Asked me to sit in endless tutorials as Boris expounds on how the mercantilist framework of economic organization is a clear sign of latent Oedipulian tendencies in men. An argument you could be enticed to be a part of, but not when you had no time for lunch because you were cramming to be able to make Boris desist.
And now having made it out, having started to tip toe in the meadow and blinking, stepping into the sun, starting to allow your heart to beat, to thrill for what you may really be capable of when your hands are free. To flail and build and craft at your own flights of fancy. To see the light dance and scurry, birds flit and swoop in air currents and dreams you will soon ride…
The system, the companies, the visionaries, the industry leaders send their beaming PRs to say: Umm, oh sweet awkwardness. Sorry to interrupt. That really did sound great. It was so moving. You moved me. I was moved. Tremendously. But. How sweet though. Yes. It just simply isn’t going to work. You see. You’ll be dead. Because you won’t be paid. We can’t pay you. It just simply isn’t done. It’s an industry thing. You see, we’ve all agreed. I hope you understand. So really you can’t write or code or design or animate or sing or haha, how funny, I do get ahead of myself, there is the last one, oh yes, eat. Or be warm. Neumonia will get you, and a pinch of self-loathing and you’ll be allowed the general fist shaking ‘I hate the man’ system loathing. But that’s neither here nor there. Please keep trying. You’re a star. Really, so much promise.
I scroll down, reading the tag lines.
At the end of Lewis’ Silver Chair there is a climax and a witch. The witch at her most persuasive gets out her harp and starts crooning. That’s what the tag lines are, croons. Croons to attempt to induce the casting off of reason and sense for the dream of contributing time, grey matter and blessed heart to companies with million dollar quarterly earnings because they really, do, need the help. And you are so incredibly bright. We’d like to have someone like you onboard. For free.
So agitated, I feel a compulsion to done a beret, squash baguette and sons into my rucksack and beeline for the closest common green to stir up my brothers and sisters, for today we march.
I do not seek to be wealthy. I would rather avoid such hardship. But to be paid for the zealousness that is to be poured into work, to productivity, to give lease to the ideas that frolic and bounce having sought honour and respect, why, that would be swell.
Societal and economic modalities demand submission to the entrenched system of money. That is much of the currency of co-operation between each other, the movement of stuff en mass, to live and continue breathing. I’d like the opportunity and dignity of giving it a go, striving to not be a burden on my family and country.
Dear businesses, it’d be great if you could help us out.
Pay interns?
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